He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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