So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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