Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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