i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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