yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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