she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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