What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Bang-toberfest begins!!
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
