I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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