I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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