We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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