Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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