Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Just puked most of my soul out..
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