If i come over, it means nothing
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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