oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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