last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
no you cant smoke seaweed
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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