is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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