so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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