We won't sleep together?
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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