oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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