she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
