i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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