You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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