i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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