Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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