Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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