Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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