physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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