Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
