Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
