On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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