Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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