White coat. Heels.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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