All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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