its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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