Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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