i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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