omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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