I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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