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he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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