I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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