alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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