I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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