So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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