i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You were trust falling into bushes
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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