woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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