i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I can't put those talents on a resume
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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