Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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