did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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