Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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