On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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