Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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