let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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