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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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