p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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