Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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