Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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