Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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